3. If 99.99% of people find you unattractive, there are still 770,000+ people still find you attractive.
4. You never really know how much fun you're having until you look back at that same moment years later.
5. There's probably a place in the universe where a constellation of stars looks like a portrait of you.
6. Teenagers smoke cigarettes to "act" like adults, but adults smoke because they started as teenagers.
7. Most people will just accept google can't help them find something after rewording it 5 times rather than looking at page two of google.
8. People who drink and claim to be drunk are never as drunk as the people who drink and claim to be sober( not affected by alcohol).
9. If you're good at your job you will be punished with an increased workload.
10. Everyone at least once as a child tried to balance the light switch between on and off.
11. You know a person in a movie is important when they step out of a car and you see their shoe first.
12. Parents notice your fake friends before you do.
13. Some stranger somewhere still remembers you because you were kind to them when no one else was.
14. The degree to which one hates mosquitoes is typically based on how much mosquitoes love them.
15. The biggest excitement killer is when you ask someone to guess something, and their guess is way bigger/cooler than what you actually wanted to tell them.
You always feels so small afterwards :(
16. For some reason anything we like to watch suddenly becomes 100x cringer when our parents are around.
17. Everyone agrees that most people are stupid, but nobody ever thinks they are.
18. Throughout the entire galaxy wood is probably more rare than diamonds.
19. Your birth certificate is your first participation reward.
20. Most things grow bigger as they age but rocks get smaller as they age. Small smooth pebbles are the old people of rocks.
21. Hearing "I love you" hits different than "I love you too".
22. "With all due respect" is the polite version of "listen here you little shit".
23. Coffins are pills packed with nutrients for the earth.
24. If magic was real it would just be a branch of science.
25. Some people want you to be a part of their lives without being a part of your life.
If you have any doubts or queries, please let us know.